okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.
Me: Now Lucy, what do we say if our teacher says there are eight planets?
Lucy: You forgot Pluto!
Me: Good. And when they say Pluto isn't a planet?
Lucy: Viva La Pluto!
Lucy: Fuck You!
Me: Okay good. great. Have fun at kindergarten.